Skippy

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is
very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her
eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a
bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the ta ble heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father
looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and
said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain
again.

This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder
and longer rrrrrip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"

Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes
later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think
about it.
She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust
and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"