Thursday, July 8, 2010

Funny Classifieds

These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day.

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog...

FREE PUPPIES
Mother, AKC German Shepherd
Father, Super Dog. Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS: NEVER BRED
Also 1 gay bull for sale..

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything!

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