welfare office

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his
check. He
marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE

drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter You'll have

to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of

your clothes..

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be
expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips, This is
rather awkward to say but you will also have to, as part of your job
assignment, satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's

and has a rather strong sex drive.

A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc.
located above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the
salary is $200,000 a year.."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin me"

The social worker said, " Yeah, well, you started it."