TEQUILA

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
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>Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
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>If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
>pharmacist
>about Tequila®.
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>Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about
>yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness
>and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about
>anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and
>with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
>you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be
>a
>thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you
>had
> Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.
>
>Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing
>should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or
>becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include
>dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of
>motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,
>delusions
>of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire
>to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare,
>and
>Naked Twister.