A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny
breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your
chest
and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew
terrific
D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a
panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the
little
rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her
eyes
and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of
Dr. Smith's?" "Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer,
winked
and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock."
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