7 las vegas bartenders

Seven Las Vegas bartenders were asked if they could
nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks.
Though interviewed separately, they concurred on
almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the
ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her
cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance,
has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If
she's interested, she'll send YOU a
drink..................

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated
yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend
quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and
sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she
is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and
looking to get
totally drunk...and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have
been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be
careful not to make her mad.

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what
happens there.


THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and
clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get
laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a
sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but
getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the
toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay!