11 Things People With A Fear Of Flying Are Sick Of Hearing

1. “The chances of an accident are one in a million!” rose ellen dix animated GIF If we had a dollar for every time... 2. "Just take deep breaths." No, because then we might throw up. And if we throw up, you will NOT be happy. Trust us. 3. “Why don't you take a sleeping pill?" Because then we wouldn't be awake when the plane lands. NO WAY ARE WE DOING THAT. 4. “You don’t need a sleeping pill. Just have a glass of wine!” emma watson animated GIF Did you say only ONE glass of wine? 5. “Flying is safer than driving a car.” Oh, is a car SUSPENDED 35,000 FEET IN THE AIR?! Didn’t think so. 6. “Turbulence is normal!” seinfeld animated GIF Tell us about the last time you bumped around in a tiny, winged box on a cloud. 7. “Don’t worry, the most dangerous part is the takeoff.” …and the landing. And the flying. And the shooting through the air at unthinkable speeds. You're right, it’s no big deal. 8. “Just talk with me. I’ll distract you!” testing Thanks, but we’d rather just sit here and try to survive. 9. “What’s the part that you’re afraid of?” reaction animated GIF Everything. 10. “Take a sip of water." …do deep sips of vodka count? 11. “It’s gonna be okay.” We understand, but we do NOT feel okay right now.