Water, beer & wine

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of crap.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through various
purification processes of distilling, filtering and/or fermenting.

So remember: Water = Poop, Wine & Booze = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink beer, spirits or wine and talk stupid, than
to drink water and be full of crap.