Blonde joke!

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the
shopkeepers,

the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch
my

own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The
shopkeeper

replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go on and
give

it a try?' The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an

alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he
spotted

the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in

hand.

As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming

rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot
the

creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more

dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank,
watching

in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed
to

flip the gator onto its back.

Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration.....

'CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!