Monday, September 19, 2016

Passing Gas Can Help Lower Blood Pressure.

This is great news for fans of the ever popular ‘pull my finger’ game. Next time somebody gets mad at you for flatulating in their presence, tell them your are just simply lowering your blood pressure. According to a new study, the same gas that produces flatulence has been shown to control blood pressure in rodents. The gas in question is hydrogen sulphide, which is generated by bacteria living in your gut that produces an enzyme that relaxes blood vessels and lowers blood pressure. Researchers at Johns Hopkins University say that rodents with higher levels of hydrogen sulphide had lower blood pressure than other rodents with lower levels of the toxic gas. Researchers at China’s Southeast University in Nanjing are trying to find out if this could be used to create a treatment for humans suffering from high blood pressure, but Professor Yao Yuyu says that using gas to treat high blood pressure in humans could be risky. Yuyu says, “The gas could also have negative effects on other parts of the body.” So guys, the next time you are sitting around with your buddies and you all decide to recreate that classic fart scene from the movie ‘Blazing Saddles’ (as seen below), tell your wife or girlfriend that you are doing it with the best interest of your health in mind…that should work.

You can trust Him.

The doors will open. The mountains will move and everything you need, He will provide. You are loved by the God who makes a way where there seems to be no way, and He will come through.

Sunday, September 18, 2016

You cannot let this day pass without telling the people you love that you love them.

Do not take for granted the people closest to your heart. Nothing is permanent, celebrate them now.

Saturday, September 17, 2016

You need to have faith.

No matter how deep the abyss or how powerful the storms you face, everything can change for the better in a day, a moment or an instant. Hold on and know that your current circumstances will pass.

Friday, September 16, 2016

You were not created to remain within the confines of a building.

There is a whole big beautiful world that was created for you. Go forth into it! Humans were not made to be indoor creatures; nature is our true playground.

Thursday, September 15, 2016

All virtues, when practiced regularly, grow in size.

Cultivate the virtues of love, kindness, joy, - and you will be rewarded with a life filled with love, kindness and joy.

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Allow God to fill your heart with joy.

Today, may God's vision for your life drive you and may His presence and peace surround you. May you not be distracted by the challenges, but may you find victory over them as you continue to run after the plans He has for you. Don't forget that God is good, He is with you, and He is the giver of every good gift. Use this day well and allow Him to fill your heart with joy.