HEAVEN

LYRICS
Bryan Adams
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Oh, thinkin' about all our younger years
 There was only you and me
 We were young and wild and free
 Now nothin' can take you away from me
 We've been down that road before
 But that's over now
 You keep me comin' back for more
 [Chorus]
 Baby you're all that I want
 When you're lyin' here in my arms
 I'm findin' it hard to believe
 We're in heaven
 And love is all that I need
 And I found it there in your heart
 It isn't too hard to see
 We're in heaven
 Oh, once in your life you find someone
 Who will turn your world around
 Bring you up when you're feelin' down
 Yeah, nothin' could change what you mean to me
 Oh, there's lots that I could say
 But just hold me now
 'Cause our love will light the way
 [Chorus]
 I've been waitin' for so long
 For somethin' to arrive
 For love to come along
 Now our dreams are comin' true
 Through the goodtimes and the bad
 Yeah, I'll be standin' there by you
 [Chorus]

Lingerie for girls as young as 4 irks fashion world

A French clothing line has sparked controversy after developing a lingerie line for girls as young as four.
The fashion industry was left fuming after French label Jours Apr
?s Lunes launched a line of lingerie.
According to Fashionista, scantily clad young girls wearing make-up and sporting voluminous upswept hairdos are featured promoting a new range of lingerie.
'Loungerie' - combining lingerie and lounge wear, Jours Apr
?s Lunes line up a range of panties, bras, camisoles and T-shirts with lace edges, ribboned bow detailing and nautical stripes for girls between the ages of 4 to 12.
The pictures show the young girls in risque poses and styling way too premature for their age, wearing striped bras and panties, playing with make-up, jewellery and a string of pearls wrapped around their miniscule frames.
In one of the shots, a girl wearing Jackie O-style sunglasses lounges back on a pillow, her reverence shielded merely by panties and a cropped polka dot tied top, with another shot showing three young girls playing together, their hair done in Amy Winehouse style and lips painted bright pink and red.
"What's disturbing about Jours Apr
?s Lunes is... that it's lingerie for people who probably shouldn't be old enough to even know what lingerie is," the Daily Mail quoted Fashionista as saying.
"These pictures are not cute. It's entirely inappropriate to put a four-year-old in a bouffant like she's Brigitte Bardot," the magazine added.
"It's cute when a little girl dresses up in her mom's clothing and jewelry and high heels," Marilisa Racco, author of Le Snob Lingeries told NY Daily News.
"These pictures are not cute. It's entirely inappropriate to put a 4-year-old in a bouffant like she's Brigitte Bardot in And God Created Woman.
"It's inappropriate to sexualize children. A pearl-encrusted triangle bra on a little girl does not sit well with me," she added.

Boy beaten for 30 minutes after he stole to play video games

A 12-year-old boy in China was hung from a pole by his hands and feet, whipped and then beaten for 30 minutes by his angry parents as he had stolen money to play video games.
The incident took place here Sunday and a photograph of the incident has stirred an online outcry.
Ning, an eyewitness, said he heard the screams of the boy and he saw the boy tied up, hanging from an iron pole about two metres above the ground.
The boy's father lashed him while his mother pulled a rope with which the boy was tied up.
'I've never seen such a horrible way of education in my life,' Shanghai Daily quoted Ning as saying. '
It seemed like the parents really wanted to beat their own son to death on the street.'
Neighbours who tried to intervene were told, 'It's my son and my own way to educate him! That's none of your business!'
The parents became angry when they realised that 300 yuan kept for rent was stolen by their son who spent it on video games.
The beating ended only after the police arrived.

Meet the Brit girl who dozes off for 2 months at a stretch

A British girl, who suffers from the rare Kleine-Levin Syndrome, is said to nod off to sleep for two months at a time.
Lily Clarke, 21, a student, has slept through university exams, Christmas, New Year and even her own 18th birthday party after falling asleep a few days before.
Her mum Adele, 47, said the condition came on in 2007 after the family went for a meal following a day's ice-skating.
"Before the food arrived Lily had fallen asleep in her chair. We couldn't wake her and had to carry her from the restaurant," the Sun quoted her as saying.
Lily sleeps deeply for about 23 hours a day and is woken just long enough to be fed at her parents' home in Haslemere, Surrey.
She now sleeps for an average of two months at a time roughly every seven months.
"She is missing out on huge chunks of her life," Adele added.
There is no known cure for the syndrome but medics say it usually affects young people - so Lily may grow out of it.

LOTERIA

Una mujer quería comprar un numero de loteria,  pero estaba indecisa
sobre qué números escoger, así que va donde el joven vendedor y le pregunta:
- Mire, quiero jugar a la Lotería, pero la verdad es que no sé cómo
escoger los 5 números, a lo mejor usted me puede ayudar?
  - Claro, como no - responde el joven y a la vez le pregunta:
  - ¿Por ejemplo, dígame. ¿Cuántas veces ha salido usted del país?
  - Cuatro veces.
  - Perfecto, ese es su primer número, el 4. Ahora dígame ¿Cuántos hijos
tiene?
  - 2 hijos.
  - OK. Ese es su segundo número.  ¿Y cuántos libros ha leído este año?
  - 5 libros.
  El joven anota.
  - Ahora cuénteme, ¿Cuántas veces al mes hace el amor con su marido?
  - Oiga pero,  eso es muy personal, ¿no cree?
  - Bueno, ¿quiere o no ganar la lotería?
  - Bueno bueno,.... 2 veces al mes.
  - O.K. Y ahora que ya entramos en confianza, dígame:
  ¿Cuántas veces en su vida le ha puesto los cuernos a su marido?
  - Perdone joven, pero sepa que... ¡Yo no soy de esas mujeres sueltas...!
  - Está bien, está bien, no se enoje - le dice el joven - Eso quiere
decir que cero veces.
  Ya lo tengo, su número es el:
  4 2 5 2 0
  Efectivamente la mujer compra la serie completa y al día siguiente lo
primero que hace es mirar el periódico y encuentra que el número ganador
del premio es el:
  4 2 5 2 7
  Y GRITA:
  ¡¡MIERDAAAAA,  ESO ME PASA POR MENTIROSA!!

CHISTE - Me parece que ésta es una difícil situación.....y ustedes ¿Que hubieran hecho ?

Una mujer está en la cama con su amante y de repente escucha que alguien abre la puerta de calle. Es su esposo que acaba de llegar de modo inesperado. La mujer no sabe qué hacer, sepone muy nerviosa..., claro, en losdepartamentos modernos no hay un espacio debajo de la cama, no tienen balcón, están en el piso 20, no existen los armarios. Piensa un segundo y le dice a su amante: 'Cariñito, sígueme el cuento y déjame actuar a mí, pero sobre todo, quédate de pie, quietito, sin pestañear'.
Entra el marido a la habitación: ¡Hola mi amor!, he adelantado mi vuelo y he  llegado un día antes...Hey... ¿y quién es este huevón?... ¿y qué mierda hace parado ahí en pelotas?
 La adúltera se ríe de manera forzada... 'ja, ja, já, ¿apuesto que creíste que es un hombre de verdad?Como me tienes tan abandonada con tantos viajes y tantas reuniones..., me compré este
ROBOT ESCLAVO SEXUAL MODELO RTSEX-2008
Ven, … tócalo... tiene piel casi humana de verdad, vienerefrigerado por agua, gasta muy poco, tiene un procesador de 256 bits, con conexiónGPS a Internet, actualización automática de programas, etc., etc.'-¡Pero mi amor! ... ¿era necesario que te compraras algo así?   -¿Y tu qué quieres?, ¿que me meta a la cama con algún vecino o con el portero?.
No es para tanto, déjate de leseras y vámonos a la  cama - dice él.La mujer, que estaba algo más que agotada con tanto sexo, le dice:¡Ay mi amor,… es que me duele tanto la cabeza, y además justo hoy, me llegó la regla...
--¡Puta  la mala suerte que tengo!...entonces prepárame alguna cosita que vengo con mucha hambre.  La mujer se va a la cocina, y el marido se queda a solas con el supuesto 'robot'.  Lo mira detenidamente y dice:
- Si este invento es bueno para mi mujer, también lo puede ser para mí,… ¡supongo!. Lo toma de un brazo y lo tira sobre la cama. Lo pone culo arriba, y cuando está a punto de clavárselo, el 'robot', con la voz  más metálica y robótica que puede imitar:
ERROR... ERROR…
ERROR DE SISTEMA,…
AGUJERO INCORRECTO
 ERROR... ERROR…
ERROR DE SISTEMA,…
AGUJERO INCORRECTO
El tipo lo mira, se sube los pantalones y dice:
¡Vaya mierda de ROBOT!,… y tan moderno.¡Ahora mismo tiro esta güevá por la ventana!.El amante robot, recordando que está en el piso 20,recapacita y gime con la misma voz metálica:
¡SISTEMA ACTUALIZADO...!
DESCARGA DE SOFTWARE COMPLETADA...
¡SISTEMA ACTUALIZADO...!
 ¡¡¡POR FAVOR, INTÉNTELO DE NUEVO!!!

Dog IDs all the rage

DogIDs has partnered with PetHub to make QR code collars that take advantage of today’s smartphone technology. 
The ID collars include a unique web address and engraved QR code, the latter which can be scanned with any smartphone, including iPhone, Android, BlackBerry, Microsoft Windows Mobile and more. 
The ScruffTag itself sits on the scruff or back of a dog’s neck, making it easy to scan the QR code without having to reach under a dog’s jowls. 
The collar can also include the pet’s name and the owner’s phone number.
A profile page on PetHub.com enables owners to build their pet’s profile by storing a myriad of information including medical history and current medications, training facts, care instructions, primary and alternative contacts, biography data and photos.
The information can be shared securely with care providers, vets, family and friends with the click of a button.