How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll
down.
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,
and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things
in an overly complicated way.
2 . How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
Attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there.? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did
not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more
chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
You do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you
not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
preschoolers got several correct answers..Anderson Consulting says this
conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of
a four-year-old.
Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
Monday, February 15, 2010
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Valentines day!
Ah its that time of year again.
Valentines day!
Am usually single by this time of year.
But what's new, I wish we single people can just make this day disappear all together!
But we can't, so fuck it!
Am just going to be chillin alone again!
Lol!
I wish all you happy couples a very happy valentines day!
And please don't fucking end up like my pathetic ass!
Lol!
Alone!
Haha!
Valentines day!
Am usually single by this time of year.
But what's new, I wish we single people can just make this day disappear all together!
But we can't, so fuck it!
Am just going to be chillin alone again!
Lol!
I wish all you happy couples a very happy valentines day!
And please don't fucking end up like my pathetic ass!
Lol!
Alone!
Haha!
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Meaning of color and your Birthday
Don ' t cheat, If you are honest, this
tells the truth. It ' s pretty good.
Write your answers on a piece of
paper, and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom.
1. Which is your favorite color out
of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black
or white?
5. Name of a person of the same gender
as yours.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
When you ' re done, scroll down. (Don
' t cheat!)
Answers
1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is
full of love..
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
green - Your soul is relaxed and you
are laid back.
blue - You are spontaneous and love
kisses and affection from the ones you love..
yellow - You are a very happy person
and give good advice to those who are down.
2. If your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and
friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the
maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your
future love life looks very good..
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well
for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone
totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong
love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last
forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year
and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be
great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a
different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the
best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who
completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may
not realize it.
5. This person is your best friend.
6 This is how many close friends you
have in your lifetime.
7. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.
8... If you chose:
Lake : You are loyal to your friends
and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to
please people.
9. This wish will come true only if
you send this to five people in one hour. Send it to ten people, and
it will come true before your next birthday
tells the truth. It ' s pretty good.
Write your answers on a piece of
paper, and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom.
1. Which is your favorite color out
of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black
or white?
5. Name of a person of the same gender
as yours.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
When you ' re done, scroll down. (Don
' t cheat!)
Answers
1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is
full of love..
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
green - Your soul is relaxed and you
are laid back.
blue - You are spontaneous and love
kisses and affection from the ones you love..
yellow - You are a very happy person
and give good advice to those who are down.
2. If your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and
friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the
maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your
future love life looks very good..
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well
for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone
totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong
love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last
forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year
and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be
great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a
different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the
best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who
completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may
not realize it.
5. This person is your best friend.
6 This is how many close friends you
have in your lifetime.
7. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.
8... If you chose:
Lake : You are loyal to your friends
and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to
please people.
9. This wish will come true only if
you send this to five people in one hour. Send it to ten people, and
it will come true before your next birthday
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
May happiness smile on your world and in your heart
While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother's lap and walked over to the wheelchair. Placing his hand on the man's, he said, 'I know how you feel. My mom makes me ride in the stroller too.'.
* * *
As I was nursing my baby, my cousin's six-year-old daughter, Krissy, came into the room. Never having seen anyone breast feed before, she was intrigued and full of all kinds of questions about what I was doing. After mulling over my answers, she remarked, 'My mom has some of those, but I don't think she knows how to use them.'
* * *
Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old granddaughter, Carolyn, I got a little wistful. 'In ten years,' I said, 'you'll want to be with your friends and you won't go walking, biking, and swimming with me like you do now. Carolyn shrugged. 'In ten years you'll be too old to do all those things anyway.'
* * *
Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her needle. 'No, no, no!' she screamed. 'Lizzie,' scolded her mother, 'that's not polite behavior.' With that, the girl yelled even louder, 'No, thank you! No, thank you!
* * *
On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my grandson asked my son the question. 'Dad, I know that babies come from mommies' tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?' he asked innocently. After my son hemmed and hawed awhile, my grandson finally spoke up in disgust. 'You don't have to make something up, Dad. It's OK if you don't know the answer.'
* * *
Just before I was deployed to Iraq , I sat my eight-year-old son down and broke the news to him. 'I'm going to be away for a long time,' I told him. 'I'm going to Iraq .' 'Why?' he asked. 'Don't you know there's a war going on over there?'
* * *
Paul Newman founded the Hole in the Wall Gang Camp for children stricken with cancer, AIDS and blood diseases. One afternoon he and his wife, Joanne Woodward, stopped by to have lunch with the kids. A counselor at a nearby table, suspecting the young patients wouldn't know that Newman was a famous movie star, explained, 'That's the man who made this camp possible. Maybe you've seen his picture on his salad dressing bottle?' Blank stares. 'Well, you've probably seen his face on his lemonade carton.' An eight-year-old girl perked up. 'How long was he missing?'
* * *
His wife's grave side service was just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there.
* * *
As I was nursing my baby, my cousin's six-year-old daughter, Krissy, came into the room. Never having seen anyone breast feed before, she was intrigued and full of all kinds of questions about what I was doing. After mulling over my answers, she remarked, 'My mom has some of those, but I don't think she knows how to use them.'
* * *
Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old granddaughter, Carolyn, I got a little wistful. 'In ten years,' I said, 'you'll want to be with your friends and you won't go walking, biking, and swimming with me like you do now. Carolyn shrugged. 'In ten years you'll be too old to do all those things anyway.'
* * *
Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her needle. 'No, no, no!' she screamed. 'Lizzie,' scolded her mother, 'that's not polite behavior.' With that, the girl yelled even louder, 'No, thank you! No, thank you!
* * *
On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my grandson asked my son the question. 'Dad, I know that babies come from mommies' tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?' he asked innocently. After my son hemmed and hawed awhile, my grandson finally spoke up in disgust. 'You don't have to make something up, Dad. It's OK if you don't know the answer.'
* * *
Just before I was deployed to Iraq , I sat my eight-year-old son down and broke the news to him. 'I'm going to be away for a long time,' I told him. 'I'm going to Iraq .' 'Why?' he asked. 'Don't you know there's a war going on over there?'
* * *
Paul Newman founded the Hole in the Wall Gang Camp for children stricken with cancer, AIDS and blood diseases. One afternoon he and his wife, Joanne Woodward, stopped by to have lunch with the kids. A counselor at a nearby table, suspecting the young patients wouldn't know that Newman was a famous movie star, explained, 'That's the man who made this camp possible. Maybe you've seen his picture on his salad dressing bottle?' Blank stares. 'Well, you've probably seen his face on his lemonade carton.' An eight-year-old girl perked up. 'How long was he missing?'
* * *
His wife's grave side service was just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Pin Numver
PIN NUMBER REVERSAL (GOOD TO KNOW)
>
> If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an
>ATM machine,
> You can notify the police by entering your
> Pin # in reverse. For example, if your pin
> Number is 1234 then you would put in 4321.
>
> The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM
>card you placed in the machine.
>
> The machine will still give you the money you requested, but
>unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help
>you. This information was recently broadcasted on FOX TV
> And it states that it is seldom used because people don't know it
>exists.
> Please pass this along to everyone possible.
>
> If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an
>ATM machine,
> You can notify the police by entering your
> Pin # in reverse. For example, if your pin
> Number is 1234 then you would put in 4321.
>
> The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM
>card you placed in the machine.
>
> The machine will still give you the money you requested, but
>unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help
>you. This information was recently broadcasted on FOX TV
> And it states that it is seldom used because people don't know it
>exists.
> Please pass this along to everyone possible.
The Babe!
Athlete, baseball player. Born on February 6, 1895 in Baltimore, Maryland, USA. Babe Ruth was born in a poor waterfront neighbourhood and at age eight was sent by his saloon-keeper father to St Mary's Industrial School for Boys, where a priest encouraged his interest in baseball.
As a teenager, his baseball exploits caught the attention of the minor league Baltimore Orioles, where he starred as a left-handed pitcher in 1914. Later that year, he was promoted to the major-league Boston Red Sox, where he remained until 1919, becoming one of the best pitchers of the time.
But he was also demonstrating his power with the bat, and when he was sold (1920) to the New York Yankees for a record $100,000, he was made a full-time outfielder. With the Yankees (1920 34), he became the game's pre-eminent player, and such a drawing card that the new Yankee Stadium (1923) was dubbed "the house that Ruth built."
During the 1920s he was legendary for his large appetite and high living, and even appeared in several films, and in the following decades he came to assume almost mythical status. In 1927 he slammed 60 home runs, a record that stood until Roger Maris hit 61 in 1961. Ruth holds most of baseball's important slugging records, including most years leading a league in home runs (12), and most total bases in a season (457) and highest slugging percentage for a season (·847), both set in 1920.
Babe Ruth retired from the Boston Braves in June 1935 with 714 career home runs, a record that was broken by Hank Aaron in 1974. He was a coach with the Brooklyn Dodgers (1938) but never achieved his goal of managing a major-league team. He gave much of his time in his last years to charitable events. He was one of the first five players elected to the Hall of Fame in 1936. He died of cancer on August 16, 1948, leaving much of his estate to the Babe Ruth Foundation for underprivileged children.
The Babe Ruth Collection
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As a teenager, his baseball exploits caught the attention of the minor league Baltimore Orioles, where he starred as a left-handed pitcher in 1914. Later that year, he was promoted to the major-league Boston Red Sox, where he remained until 1919, becoming one of the best pitchers of the time.
But he was also demonstrating his power with the bat, and when he was sold (1920) to the New York Yankees for a record $100,000, he was made a full-time outfielder. With the Yankees (1920 34), he became the game's pre-eminent player, and such a drawing card that the new Yankee Stadium (1923) was dubbed "the house that Ruth built."
During the 1920s he was legendary for his large appetite and high living, and even appeared in several films, and in the following decades he came to assume almost mythical status. In 1927 he slammed 60 home runs, a record that stood until Roger Maris hit 61 in 1961. Ruth holds most of baseball's important slugging records, including most years leading a league in home runs (12), and most total bases in a season (457) and highest slugging percentage for a season (·847), both set in 1920.
Babe Ruth retired from the Boston Braves in June 1935 with 714 career home runs, a record that was broken by Hank Aaron in 1974. He was a coach with the Brooklyn Dodgers (1938) but never achieved his goal of managing a major-league team. He gave much of his time in his last years to charitable events. He was one of the first five players elected to the Hall of Fame in 1936. He died of cancer on August 16, 1948, leaving much of his estate to the Babe Ruth Foundation for underprivileged children.
The Babe Ruth Collection
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Saturday, February 6, 2010
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up to
bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,
which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to
go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing
things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing
from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your
doors and an officer will be along when one is available.."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again..
"Hello,I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
stealing things from my shed.. Well, you don't have to worry about them now
because
I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and
he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team,a Helicopter, two Fire
Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence,
and
caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot
them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story)
Don't mess with old people.
Live well, laugh often, love much!!!
bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,
which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to
go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing
things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing
from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your
doors and an officer will be along when one is available.."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again..
"Hello,I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
stealing things from my shed.. Well, you don't have to worry about them now
because
I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and
he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team,a Helicopter, two Fire
Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence,
and
caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot
them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story)
Don't mess with old people.
Live well, laugh often, love much!!!
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